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How do you like being single?
Written by: Amber Garibay I must have been looking pretty damn fine last night when I walked into Pint’s and Quarts, because heads started turning before I even made it in the door. There were three of...
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Released from Prison and Ready to Date: Will you go out with me?
Tat2lover56 39 / M / Straight / Single Tacoma, Washington Online dating is at the very least, interesting. The following is in response to my dating profile. I did alter the author’s name &...
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Can “Maybe” turn to “Yes”? A Date with a Doctor at Bay.
“Did you write about our day?” he asked. I told him that I hadn’t, but that I had thought about it. The tide of my memory lapped at the detail of water at mooring. He had asked me to describe it as we...
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THE LOVE LIFE OF AMBER GARIBAY: today’s entry
Some random dude sends me a message on a dating website… “hey you! I’d ask you how you’re doing, but I already know your answer! …. I gotta narrow down my favs list….. so, ive gotta ask you…. would you...
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What will you tell your daughter about men?
“Hi Amber… Love your smile!!! It’s radiant and it makes me smile just seeing it… That’s a beautiful lens in your photo… 300 mm? Sex, Drugs, Politics, and War. Can you tell me a bit more about each of...
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Dating? My pick until Tuesday…
What about a 6’3 iron worker (stacked) that lives four hours away, fights in cages, has 8 siblings, and 23 cousins… Potential, birth control, or both? I am so giggling right now. My life is funny and...
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Facebook Stalkers and The Players Club.
“I don’t want to date you.” I said it with the flat face of a mallet. He sat back in his chair like he had been cheated. “Just like that. You don’t even want to get to know me?” “Just like that. I...
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IT WAS May 17, 2013 HE WROTE TO SAY.. Sounds like your past walks with you. Good luck negotiating things on that journey. MY REPLY WAS SHORT.. Well, that’s something to suck on. I do like history… the...
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ONLINE DATING DO’s & DON’T: Run Forest Run
HE WRITES…. You know what? I love to run, too. But I don’t wear pants. I just go for it, out there and lovin’ it! Sometimes, however, I do get accosted, arrested and just plain shunned. But it’s the...
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WHAT IF LOVE IS IMPOSSIBLE & NO ONE CARES?
I wrote to him about love after reading about his loss of faith. To which he replied: “Well said. I envy the man. I don’t think anyone has ever loved me that way, I’d like to think I would have known....
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HE WRITES……. Hello Amber! Listen, I went to your website and I was hooked! You are incredibly inspirational. I too was married, and I won’t lie, I was the cause of the end of it. Not because I was...
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I AM SINGLE
Written by Amber Garibay HE WRITES. I want to date you short term.. MY REPLY. Great! Let’s get married!!! SOME OTHER GUY WRITES. I can’t believe that awesome message I sent you last month didn’t even...
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“How long have you been separated?” I asked, hoping he said years. “Five months…” Some of my choices lead to regret. I shouldn’t have pushed snooze that morning, but I did. I thought I had plenty of...
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WARNING: Your Child Could Die At My House
I am normally a very private person (a f*cking comedian I am) but today is your lucky day because I am dishing. Yesterday there was mention of a stolen iphone and a magical kiss. We (he who shall go...
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Cheetah for Gazelle
I wrote to ask him if he had plans and he replied, “You should have struck while the iron was hot. I do have plans. You suck. What’s up with the rubber chicken?” “Well aren’t you a cocky motherf*cker…”...
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Can We Be A Family? Daddy Please Don’t Leave….
WRITTEN BY AMBER GARIBAY My ladies are getting their teeth stomped in by the gentleman. I think it’s bullsh*t. I am a good friend which means that I listen and I don’t run around flapping my mouth...
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AMBER GARIBAY: The Best Person I Have Met This Year
HE WRITES “Every day I admire your beauty and prose! You just keep getting more n more exquisite, you are by far the best person I have met this year thank you for being so awesome!” Ugh. That’s a lot...
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HE WRITES….
Amber! Your blog is great, enjoy your writing about the yellow chicken and the slings and arrows life sends your way. I feel truly, madly deeply in love about 4 years ago for the second time in my...
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DATING TIPS FROM NICK
HIS DATING PROFILE: If we were birds it’d be so easy lol… Yah, I’m single, you ? Cool ! Let’s go build a nest, I know where there’s some really good straw. . Basically, I’m looking for something that...
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